NIKKI OSBORNE AND EVERYPLATE LAUNCH ‘CBF’ BOX, FOR WHEN YOU CAN’T BE F#@!ED WITH DINNER

The comedian, actor and podcaster has teamed up with the fuss-free meal-kit delivery brand to serve up her go-to dinners for nights when you just can’t be… fussed

Some nights, you’re a culinary genius. Other nights, the only dinner you have energy for is a handful of shredded cheese. Comedian Nikki Osborne and EveryPlate’s new collection of meals is for the second kind of night – Nikki’s ‘CBF’ box.

For those nights you simply cannot be fussed with dinner, Nikki’s box features six of comedian, actor, radio host and anti-foodie Nikki Osborne’s favourite dinners – delivering all of the flavour, and none of the drama.

Because somewhere along the way, dinner became a performance. More than half (52%) of young Aussies say cooking feels less like making dinner and more like auditioning for a cooking show — while 65% can barely pronounce sous vide, confit or julienne, let alone cook them.

That’s why every recipe in Nikki’s Box is picked from her favourite meals – made in four steps and cooked in less than 30 minutes. Dinner without the drama.

WHAT’S ON THE MENU?

Nikki’s six hand-picked favourites include:

  • Classic Pork Schnitzel & Truffle Mash – classic comfort, elevated and on the table in just 4 easy steps.
  • Spinach Falafel & Tzatziki Pita Pockets – for when you want dinner to look healthy enough that no one asks questions.
  • BLT Sourdough Sandwich – bacon. Bread. Done. We rest our case.
  • Creamy Pesto Chicken Spaghetti – creamy, comforting and simple enough for any night of the week.
  • Prosciutto Wrapped Chicken – because everything gets better when you wrap it in prosciutto – especially when it’s this easy.
  • Luxe Rump Steak & Homestyle Gravy – fancy enough for the word “luxe”, easy enough for a weeknight, delicious enough to go back for seconds.

*No Crown Melons included

“I don’t know if you guys have seen, but I’ve got enough drama in my life lately. The last thing I need is for dinner to feel like a soap opera too. Give me something delicious, easy and affordable, and I’m happy. That’s why I teamed up with EveryPlate – to prove fast, fuss-free dinners don’t need the performance,” said Nikki Osborne.

With recipes from $3.19 per plate, Nikki’s ‘CBF’ Box is proof that a good dinner doesn’t need to be expensive or complicated.

It just needs to get you fed.

Get stuck into Nikki’s ‘CBF’ Box from 12 October to 8 November 2026. Available via EveryPlate.

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